Maria Susairaj , please step out of jail and enter the world of stardom .. The reality shows are awaiting you with a blank cheque (and listen , you can encash it for amount up to 5 crore , yeah 5 crore!!!) .
Cheer Maria, this is what you always wanted .This is why you cane to Mumbai . This is why you got involved with Neeraj Grover in the first place . Now what if you had to spend few years behind bars , you are finally a star.. Yipeee!!!
And Grovers you can avenge her by not voting for her when she makes a vote appeal and yup if she is into reality shows where public doesn't vote then just bribe the other contestants on the show to eliminate her, (now this is a better way than spending money on our judicial system which lacks the ability to categorize a crime where a person was killed and his body hacked into 300 pieces as murder!).
And our dear Mr. Ram Gopal Varma aka RGV , is so intellectual that he makes movies which deal with supernatural elements and theories, things which only real intellects can decipher but guess this time his intellect failed to satisfy his curiosity as to why two normal , non psychopath humans can so brutally murder a person. Thus , he has decided to find out the truth for himself from none other than Maria Susairaj herself . Also whilst he is brisking her about the events he has planned to cast her in his movie , you see why waste resources , God RGV definitely rocks .
Grovers , cheer , you have another way to avenge Maria , boycott her movies , burn her posters , ask other ladies in bollywood to spread rumours about her . Wow , RGV has done it for you again !!
Jerome Mathew, please keep appealing against your sentence. May be they will let you out in another few months. After all you did not plan the murder , it was a crime done in the spur of the moment and jeez , it was not a murder .. So why are you behind the bars??? And yeah , please try to be out before next Big Boss season . If Maria gets 5 crore for helping you , think how much booty you are worth !!
Cheer Maria, this is what you always wanted .This is why you cane to Mumbai . This is why you got involved with Neeraj Grover in the first place . Now what if you had to spend few years behind bars , you are finally a star.. Yipeee!!!
And Grovers you can avenge her by not voting for her when she makes a vote appeal and yup if she is into reality shows where public doesn't vote then just bribe the other contestants on the show to eliminate her, (now this is a better way than spending money on our judicial system which lacks the ability to categorize a crime where a person was killed and his body hacked into 300 pieces as murder!).
And our dear Mr. Ram Gopal Varma aka RGV , is so intellectual that he makes movies which deal with supernatural elements and theories, things which only real intellects can decipher but guess this time his intellect failed to satisfy his curiosity as to why two normal , non psychopath humans can so brutally murder a person. Thus , he has decided to find out the truth for himself from none other than Maria Susairaj herself . Also whilst he is brisking her about the events he has planned to cast her in his movie , you see why waste resources , God RGV definitely rocks .
Grovers , cheer , you have another way to avenge Maria , boycott her movies , burn her posters , ask other ladies in bollywood to spread rumours about her . Wow , RGV has done it for you again !!
Jerome Mathew, please keep appealing against your sentence. May be they will let you out in another few months. After all you did not plan the murder , it was a crime done in the spur of the moment and jeez , it was not a murder .. So why are you behind the bars??? And yeah , please try to be out before next Big Boss season . If Maria gets 5 crore for helping you , think how much booty you are worth !!
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